nothing more american than this
jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
Omfg dammit jerry
if this isn’t on your list of the greatest movies of all-time i cant fuck with you 100%
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool